personal blog, random crap and cdnpoli, plus bears. if you're looking for fandom stuff (white haired pretty boys, pirates, cannibals, space jerks... and also bears!) it's @saltwife
You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*
Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs
(via poundsofnothing)
just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:
customer: do you guys have any grapes?
employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*
(via arctic-hands)
“Raise your right paw—I mean hand—and repeat after me, ‘I solemnly swear to appreciate the fuck out of Polar Bear Sunday today.’”
We solemnly swear
Everyone in the tags pointing out those are the left paws leave me alone im dyslexic 😭
The team are too 🥲
There, pawblem solved
